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Tanya's Guide to Wedgies    Hi! My name is Tanya Lyons, and the first thing that you need to know about me is that I get a lot of wedgies. If you're reading this, then you're probably suffering the same underwear-related tortures as me! Before we start, I just want to say no, you'll never get used to the feeling of your underwear being yanked 'up there', but don't worry! It's not all bad. Here, I've collected a number of tips and tricks to help you better cope with the inevitable wedgies coming your way!    If you're someone who has already resigned themselves to a fate of suffering your own underwear stretched so far up your butt that you

    Jenny was a bit nervous about her new school, specifically the fact that she didn't have any friends there. Today was her first day, and she dreaded every minute of it. Who would she have lunch with? Who would she sit by in her classes?    ...What if they made blonde jokes?    The school had sent Jenny a list of her classes to her email address. She had Math as her first class, and she groaned. That wasn't at all how she wanted to begin the day. Her bright green eyes swept down the list. History. Literature. Lunch. Science. Her final class... she sighed. It could have been worse... Gym. Jenny was afraid to get sweaty, but at least she